Ode to the fired guy – send his minions with him or to Hell – they the Internet Bullies. They’re too late in asking you Oh Lord as he has bolted for Miami leaving way too many crying for more of his last 8 years of 4 loss average. Be not you peaceful but comfortable being uncomfortable.

Oh Jesus it was so arduous

So long we wanted to not be the laughing stock

8 years of brunt of all the jokes

 

Oh Jesus it was so excruciating

All his last 8 years averaging 4 losses each

 

And after each

Nothing but excuses

From his minions

 

The top teams beat us like a red-headed step child

The Unranked as well

 

Oh Jesus so many times we traveled to lose by more than 3 TD

Seven times and all we had was wasted gas

 

And sadness painted all over our faces

 

Oh Jesus thank you for answering ALL our prayers

So long we endured the bullies on the Internet

 

We thank you Oh Jesus

Oh Jesus

For telling them he was fired

 

Oh Jesus oh Jesus

They keep it up still

 

All they do

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Deliver them to Hell

 

For he never knew what the Hell he was doing

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Why do you make them such dunderheads to think he great

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Why this the cross they must bear ?

 

That they must daily

Go to the Internet

And tell us he great

 

When I but a child my Dad would bring me to Sanford

I learned to love to watch us play

 

And the campus so beautiful

And the guys so much fun watching

Even from the Railroad Tracks

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

Then we hired a QB I did not like to be our coach

He wasn’t my Favorite QB even on those teams

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

We suffered so long there then

 

Finally he gone and we back on track

 

Then the president no one liked

He up and fired him

Maybe we could be better

It was said

 

I was fine with that Oh Lord

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

We hired an up and comer

Or so we thought

 

But he had a different set of goals Oh Jesus

Oh Jesus

 

And it caught up with him Oh Lord

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

He lost it Oh Jesus

 

And no longer could we win

 

We lost to the unranked

We lost to the Top 15

We lost to it was even any ole bowl team

 

We said stupid words Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

We recruited for numbers

And kicked them all off

 

We brought in another group Oh Jesus

Oh Jesus

 

And they too soon traveled the road out of here

 

We bragged of Dream Teams Oh Lord

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

We bragged something besides winning important

You didn’t tell him that in his Calling

Did you Oh Lord Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

You send us your wayward to coach us

And we show up like

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus we’re here

We’ll win

 

Or Excuses abound from those who cry greatness now

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

But please Oh Lord not as our head coach too Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

At least have him

Want to win in his Calling Oh Lord Oh Jesus

 

And now Oh Lord that he’s finally traveled that long road to nowhere

Back they come these bullies here

 

Singing to the breeze daily

 

These Internet bullies

 

 

Tell them Oh Lord

Oh Jesus

That they’re too late in asking

 

He up and hauled his sorry buns

To where the bugs never go away

 

And left behind

Those too dumb to see

 

He was an abomination for 8 years too long

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

They still make excuses Oh Lord

And put us through the grinder Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

They never end

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Oh Lord Oh Lord

Pray give us back simpler times when our Coach said his goal is to Win

 

And all the fans said Thank you Jesus

Thank you Lord

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

The progress of man

Is of no interest to we the fans

 

Win Oh Lord

That’s all we want

 

We care not to win the national championship

Just give us a team who plays 1 big bowl game again

Both us ranked top final AP Poll

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

 

Tell them Oh Lord

Oh Jesus

That they’re too late in asking

He up and hauled his sorry buns

To where we’re 7-4-1 all-time against them

 

And to where they haven’t gone

They either Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Haul their buns there too Oh Lord Oh Jesus

 

 

For fans of this program

Never were they

Or will they be

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Take them away

Send them right to Hell

 

For he never knew what the Hell he was doing

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

Give us ALL a Coach who wants to win

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

And a fan base not divided over a guy

Who could not beat his way out a wet paper bag

For 8 miserable years

 

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus !

Send them to Hell

Or to Miami whichever comes first

 

Thank you Lord

Thank you Jesus

 

For the rest of us want to Win

As the Calling of Our Head Coach

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

Tell them Oh Lord

Oh Jesus

That they’re too late in asking

He up and hauled his sorry buns

To where they quickly can go

And join him

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

Or just send the lot to Hell

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Thank you Lord !

 

For they can’t stand it when their way

They don’t get

 

But we did Oh Lord

Thank you Oh Jesus Oh Jesus !

 

But they’re too late in asking.

And we are not.

Send them to Hell his minions or Miami !

Oh Lord

Thank you Oh Lord Oh Jesus

Oh Jesus !

 

Tell them they’re too late in asking

 

Imagine Oh Lord Oh Jesus

The very same pussies you sent us to tell us

How great is he

Are the very ones now

Telling us his replacement

Is because he was pushed-out

And not fired of his Calling as coach

You Oh Lord Gave to him

 

And now they think we to

Take it from them

Like they in charge still

 

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

How delusional you send us Oh Lord

 

 

They the pussies

Expect us to be

Pussies

And take it still

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

 

8 years of Hell Oh Lord

Oh Jesus

And now we to be the Pussies

As they all 8 years

 

For it has Oh Lord

Been in fact

8 years of average 4 losses

How that means he is great or the greatest ever

God only knows

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

But here we are 9 weeks later

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

And they TRY to tell us again even now

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

That STRUGGLING for 8 years

He wasn’t

 

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

 

And so our New Head Coach

Tell us all every Address to each of us

 

 

I want you to be learn to be comfortable

Being Uncomfortable.

For the fired guy told us that he took comfort

From his Walk with Jesus Oh Lord Oh Lord

 

And that he was measured not Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

By winning Oh Lord Oh Jesus

That not matter what happens here at Georgia

For him Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

That he took comfort from his

Walk with Jesus.

 

Be not comfortable Our New Coach says

Instead

To take no comfort Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

But to be comfortable Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

In being Uncomfortable Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

 

For once they saw dimly from the dark night

That even then Oh Lord that our Goal not to Win

 

But to Walk with Thee Oh Lord Oh Jesus

There’s something here besides winning that’s important

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

 

“My identity is in Christ. That gives me peace, no matter what happens here at Georgia in winning or not”

Oh Lord Oh Jesus.

Be not you peaceful our New Coach tells us now

Take you instead

Comfort from being uncomfortable Oh Jesus Oh Jesus.

 

Take you now peace

From being uncomfortable

Thank you Lord

Thank you Jesus

 

 

Be not you peaceful

“My identity is in Christ. That gives me peace, no matter what happens here at Georgia in winning or not”

Instead be you not peaceful but comfortable being uncomfortable

 

To want more Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Not settle for struggling for 8 years

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

And nay even 9 weeks later to say

For 8 years now we did not struggle.

 

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

 

Want you more

Oh Jesus Oh Jesus

Not be you comfortable Oh Lord Oh Jesus

But instead be you comfortable in being uncomfortable

To want to strive to desire to be more.

Not settle for struggling

And call even that for 8 years not so

 

Not Struggling

 

Too comfortable

Too at Peace

Be you instead

Comfortable

Being Uncomfortable when we not winning and say what is.

 

Not say that which is

Isn’t.

 

Be you comfortable saying you’re uncomfortable losing 4 games a season his last entire 8 years here

 

Oh Lord Oh Jesus

 

Thank you Lord

Thank you Jesus !

1-28-2016