“Jim Harbaugh, you will get away with it this time because the NCAA has to RULE ON YOUR CHEATING but the NCAA RULES on this are QUITE CLEAR as Kirby told you Jim. No more than 4 hours a day practice Jim and NOT DURING SPRING BREAK OF ONE MONTH FREE TIME sir. At 4 hours a day DRIVING TIME ROUND-TRIP 2500 MILES that would take a-third of a month just to drive here and leave you NO PRACTICE TIME Jim.”
“You shall NOT prevail Jim Harbaugh and WILL BE FOUND IN OBVIOUS VIOLATION OF EXISTING NCAA RULES therefore and you know it boy.”
Jim Harbaugh and the University of Michigan have NO COMMENT, while Kirby is having a good laugh this morning.