SEC had bad opening weekend ? Look at what The SEC did do and what the other Power 5 Conferences did and did NOT do too. The SEC kicked-ass opening weekend dumbasses. Half your God Damn Big 10 Conference can’t play football at all.

Let me say that this junk about The SEC had a bad opening week weekend is just BULLSHIT.  And just look at their conferences.  Just look in comparison.  I mean My God what Assholes to think they could say that.  You’d think they were great or something ?  Or had at least a point to make about it, right ?

 

Oh The SEC is no good.

The SEC is down.

The SEC is not the Best College Football Conference.

 

Oh yeah ?

 

Really ?

 

No one replied to you about THAT ?

 

Here I will.

 

Stick THIS up your God Damn Asshole :

 

 

We had an EXCELLENT weekend thank you very much.  There are 7 SEC teams ranked in EVERY POLL this morning and 8 in some of the major polls with Arkansas ranked as well.

 

In just the AP Poll :

Big 10 has 5 of the top 32 in the AP Poll.

SEC has 6 of the top 21 in the AP Poll and 8 of the Top 32.

 

But we had a bad weekend.  Oh come-on you can do better than that.

 

Moreover, The SEC is the most dominant conference in football by a large wide margin.

 

Not only are we set now to distribute two-thirds of a billion dollars in SEC Revenue-Sharing here in about 3 weeks’ time now; but we’ve won by my count 10 National Championships in Football starting 2003 :

 

The SEC Won the national championship in football :

 

2003 LSU

2004 * Auburn was undefeated and consensus next in line since USC vacated nc game win

2006 Florida

2007 LSU

2008 Florida

2009 Alabama

2010 Auburn

2011 Alabama

2012 Alabama

2015 Alabama

 

10 SEC National Championships in Football starting 2003

 

*When you vacate the national championship game win because you CHEATED you are NOT National Champions.  You vacated it.  Don’t try to ADD it back in now later.  That shit doesn’t fly.

 

Got it ?

 

Let’s look now what the OTHER POWER 5 Conferences did opening weekend shall we ?

 

 

 

 

 

SEC not doing well ?  Excuse me :

PAC-12 Oregon State LOST – # 20 Southern California LOST 6-52 to SEC – # 16 UCLA LOST to SEC – Eastern Washington for God’s sake beat Washington State Pac-12 in a HOME GAME for Pac-12 no less – Arizona Pac-12 LOST to last year 4-loss Independent team.  SEC had bad weekend ?  Not compared to Pac-12 SEC did NOT.  Did they ?  ———–

ACC Clemson beat 2-6 in The SEC Auburn on a FLUKE or they LOSE to 2-6 SEC Auburn – ACC # 22 North Carolina beat by 19 unanswered points to end the game to SEC – ACC LOST to FCS Division 1-AA 4-loss Spiders Richmond beat ACC Virginia by double their score ACC ———-

BIG XII # 3 CHOKE-LA-HOMA LOST to American Athletic Conference whatever the hell that is # 3 Oklahoma BIG XII LOST by DOUBLE-DIGITS to them nice Big XII – Kansas State Big XII LOST by double their score too Big XII – Iowa State Big XII ALSO LOST TO FCS Division 1-AA Northern Iowa whatever the hell that is Big XII lost to ————

Big 10 LOST to Mid-American Conference 5-loss team Western Michigan Broncos this was mighty NORTHWESTERN who LOST to Mid-American Conference 5-loss team who ran-up their record last year in the stinking Big 10 –  BIG 10 is 14 teams which run-up their record on weak sisters such as Rutgers Good Lord Rutgers Big 10 and it’s not just Rutgers Big 10 also has Nebraska LOSING RECORD last year 6-7 and Big 10 has Purdue 2-10 and Big 10 has Illinois 5-7 and Big 10 has Minnesota 6-7 and Big 10 has Maryland Good Lord Maryland Big 10 who was 3-9 while Big 10 Rutgers was 4-8 and Big 10 Indiana was 6-7.   Good Lord Big 10 – run your God Damn mouths about SEC ?  Half your God Damn Big 10 Conference can’t play football at all.

 

Where did you get 7 crappy-assed football teams like that from Big 10 ?  Half your conference.  And you have the unmitigated God Damn Gall to pick on The SEC with that ?  Jesus Christ idiots.

 

That is an argument you could never possibly win.

 

Who gives a shit about that COMING from these also-ran conferences ?  Georgia Bulldogs won.

 

Starting 2003 season The SEC WON football national championship 10 times

Big 10 once.

ACC once.

Big XII once.

Pac-12 has NOT won the national championship in football since 1972.

 

Now what was it YOU said about The SEC being down ?

 

Dumbasses.

 

The SEC DOMINATES :

Revenue

Attendance

National Championships

Polls

Recruiting

NFL

NFL Draft Picks

Recruiting Rankings

Branded merchandise

Fans

Top-ranked teams

Super Bowls Played in

Bowl Games

Blogs

Super Bowls

Media Coverage

Bowl Games Won

Blog Posts

Social Media

Super Bowl MVP Winners

Analysis

Sports Writers

TV Personalities

Blog Replies

Party Schools

Hottest Student Bodies

TV Coverage

ESPN Employees

TV Revenue

Revenue-Sharing Revenue

College Football

College Football Play-Offs

NFL Draft Picks

Clicks

Stories on The Mighty SEC

NFL Players

Super Bowls Won

Who won the latest National Championship ?

Oh that is The SEC too.

Who is # 1 this year ?

Oh that too is The SEC ?

Poor little whiny-assed babies, grow-up The SEC is down ?

The SEC in fact is anything but down.

You only dreamed-up this bullshit about Power 5 Conferences to TRY to make yourselves EQUAL in your wee itty-bitty mind when you KNOW you are nowhere compared to The Mighty SEC.

Power 5 Conferences choke-choke cough-cough what a damn laugh

You wish The SEC was down.

We are in fact DOMINATING every single measure of college football.

Aren’t we ?

 

Most Accomplished Conference in Winning Football

Most Valuable Conference

Most Influential Conference

 

This includes RIGHT NOW TODAY 8 September 2016 MOST ESPECIALLY.

Now what the hell was it you just said ?

Oh I see, you admit all this is true.

Go ahead.

You can say it.

WE ALL KNOW !

 

You just wish you were down here in the Bible Belt in the Sunbelt where everyone wants to live and where every college football player, fan, bowl game, and analyst does.

 

You can’t WAIT to get down here to play in one of our Bowl Games which is where we then beat the shit out of you.

 

The city of Atlanta is The Hotbed of College Football and has been for a long time with over 7 million now here in this city alone.  And our football team, 59 miles away in a suburb actually closer than that from the main population of the city which is ALL NORTH towards The University of Georgia, is a fine institution in its own rights.  In fact it is faster to get to UGA than it is to get to downtown for the 7 million who live, eat, sleep, and follow College Football here.

 

There is no one up there who follows football like The SEC.

 

And the Land of Fruits and Nuts out there in California has no one who cares about college football either.

 

# 1 College Football Town

 

We have the best roads in the country.  There are 16 lanes on one of our 8 Interstates nearby my home.  You can get here very quickly.  Come on down.  The weather is fine.  Don’t you hate it ?  It is 95 degrees today here in Atlanta.  It will be for a long time yet.  Our leaves are green.  We have the largest man-made lake by shoreline for you to buy a home on, or the mountains 90 miles North to have a cabin at.  Or beaches here you flock to every year by driving through Atlanta.  You can’t get there without coming here and giving US your money.  So come on down.  See if we give a shit.

 

We have the fastest growing population in the country while your cities are ALL going DOWN in population.  The jobs are here.  The weather is here.  College Football is HERE.  And all the college football fans are HERE.

 

We have the most college football fans in the country.

 

We are NOT The rural South.

 

We have a great group of colleges here in The South and are NOT uneducated nor backwards but IN FACT are actually all of YOU from UP THERE who all gave-up on the rust belt and all came down HERE.  We call you DAMN YANKEES. The ones who STAYED down here. We have the largest airport to prove it with all y’all wanting to go “HOME” to visit and then come BACK HERE to live.

 

Thanks for laugh this morning.  I needed that.

 

Take pot shots at us.

 

Go ahead.

 

I relish them.

 

EVERY year.

 

This one year especially.

 

We’re ranked # 9 this morning in EVERY POLL.  What is YOUR GOD DAMN TEAM RANKED ?

 

The SEC is down.  Hogwash.  Anything BUT and you damn well know it.

 

Grow up.

Get a Life.

Come live here like all the rest of your friends who already have.

You know you want to.

Or bring your piss-ant football team with your pitiful recruiting down here and play all 14 of us in The Mighty SEC why don’t you ?

Shit all you want to do is hold football camps down here to get our recruits to come play in your piss-poor conferences by stark direct contrast and in the damn frozen tundra all of them LEFT up there to get away from.

 

Poor losers.

 

We have 11 of the top college football programs and 3 more that would be in ANY of your stinking conferences.

 

 

 

9-8-2016

 

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